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About Me

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Name:  Kelly.  That's me up there.

Sex:  If it isn't obvious enough, I'm female.

Age:   19 and a half.

Location:  Georgetown, Texas

Height:  5 foot 5.  I'd kill to be 5 foot 7.

Weight:  I'm plump and full of love-pudding.  :P

Eyes:  Eh, they're brown.

Hair:  Supposed to be brown, too, but I've had it dyed auburn for nearly the last 5 years now.

Religion:  I suppose I might be Unitarian...I'm more spiritual than anything.

Fav Color:  Any shade of blue, really.  And deep green.

Fav Food:  Strawberry shortcake.

Fav Movies:  Every movie except Gosford Park, Punch Drunk Love, and Mightnight Mass.

Fav Show:  The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.  And Law & Order.  (A girl has to keep her interests diverse, after all)

Fav Music:  I love The Beatles, A Perfect Circle, and Coldplay.  I like just about any kind of music.

Fav Song:  "I am the Mercury" - Jimmie Spheeris

Biggest Likes:  Fuzzy sweaters, hot chocolate, cozy and familiar things, the idea of True Love, the entire UK, Krishna, a few choice animes, pirates, top hats, old photographs, ancient and ornate keys, rustic doors, raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens...

Biggest Dislikes:  Please, please don't get me started on all the crap I hate.

Fav Actors:  Johnny Depp, Kevin Kline, Kevin Spacey, and Giovanni Ribisi.

Fav Actresses:  Kate Hudson, Judy Dench, Jenniffer Connelly, and J.Lo (not kidding).

Personal Quote:  "Hey, all I've got to do today is smile." 

Obsessive Compulsive About:  The "unlock" button on the power-lock for my car.  I unlock the car, then I keep pressing it over and over and over.  Who knows why.

My Biggest Phobia:  Death or dying - Thanatophobia.

Story from the Past

I was on a roll with my life.  I had started out rocky in the beginning stages of elementary school, but somehow I shaped up and turned into quite the model student.  I liked my teachers and they liked me because I did well and was kind to them.

Then things changed.  It was 7th grade, and I had Advanced Math as my last period of the day.  The work was difficult, but I managed.  The teacher, whose name I now forget, was a decent enough woman...maybe in her late 30s, attractive, thin, strawberry blonde hair.  I liked her okay.

But then one afternoon it happened.  I had a question on the classwork.  I was seated in the very front row of the classroom, and the teacher was sitting practically right in front of me next to the overhead projector.  I raised my hand.  A minute crept by.  Then another. 

She was RIGHT THERE.  She could see my hand.  I knew because she kept looking at me.  LOOKING AT ME.  I was steadily getting frustrated, but I kept my arm up.  Still no response.  Finally, I softly said her name once and only once.

Well, that was the last straw, I guess, because she gave me such a look of horror and sent me into the hall.  I didn't understand.  She was supposed to answer my question, or at least acknowledge me in some fashion. 

I was pretty upset about it.  And from that moment on, I loathed school and I hated teachers before I even knew them.  And all because my trust in the system was so brutally betrayed.

Cool Quotes

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!"
 - Will Ferrel (Anchorman)

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow."
- Oscar Wilde
 
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
- Woody Allen